Turn a straight dude gay lyrics

Lyrics of I'm Not Gay by J Pee

J Pee, toddler, uh, uh, yup, yup
Check it out, check it out (here we go) yeah
Chillin′ with my homies at the Home Depot
Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know?
My homie says to me, "What benign of drill you want?"
So I said I wanted one right in the ass
It was a joke guys, arrive on
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
Playin′ tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up ′cause it was gettin' dark
The other team was looking straight scary as shit
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
So fourth down, he bends over and yells, "Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!
I'm just doing my job, step off
It′s not like I was purposefully tryin′ to feel them
I just care about the safety of your future children
I′m not gay, I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.S. I didn′t recognize that you were so well hung
Strollin' with my homies in West

Thirty days of summer is a pretty paltry window of moment to celebrate the LGBTQ+ collective, and Pride is so much more than a month of parades and celebrations – it’s life. And while we’d never baulk at an excuse to celebrate everything that Pride stands for, we also believe that any time is the flawless time to crank up these gay songs and fly that rainbow flag. 

That’s why we’ve assembled a 50-song playlist perfectly calibrated for Pride Month and beyond, featuring some of history’s greatest queer artists and LGBTQ+ allies who pay more than lip service. You’ll find party anthems, pop songs, disco infernos and punk-rock proclamations, so there’s no need to wait for the parade. This is your all-seasons, all-time-great Pride playlist. Grab the aux cable and blast it loud and proud.

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The 100 Greatest Gay Anthems of All Time

How does a song become a gay anthem? Enjoy the LGBTQ+ group itself, our soundtrack is vast and diverse. We own recorded our history and contribution to the culture through music, and with this list we acknowledge and recall the forerunners that have made feasible the positive changes we’ve seen over the decades. These songs are a testimony to our resilience and excellence.

While it’s doomed to define exactly what makes a song “gay,” this list definitely isn’t straight. You will see many overlaps between this list and some of the best property and disco tracks that were blasted in the ballrooms, as well as transformative hits by our beloved big-voiced divas. There are introspective slow jams by queer artists and allies that mirror our struggles with self-acceptance and social rejection. There are Billboard Blazing 100-topping sensations and hidden gems that are forgotten or yet to be discovered; instant classics and songs that grew to be our community’s favorites. Besides the best-known songs that are essential to a list like this, we want to highlight the lgbtq+ musicians who earn a spotlight, too.

A few notes seem necessary here.Depending on your familiarity with Eminem, you may or may not comprehend some of the more personal things he talks about.

We’re especially looking at the way that Eminem constructs or manipulates his identity in these songs, so knowing a bit about him and his various pseudonyms would help:

  • Eminem’s real name is Marshall Mathers (hence, Eminem, which literally sounds love his initials M&M).Additionally, he uses the name Slim Shady.In a nutshell, Marshall is the “real” or private persona of Eminem (though, we may interrogate whether such a life is possible—Eminem himself seems to), Slim Shady is Marshall’s evil persona—he is a clown, a jester, a trickster, and a killer, Eminem is the showman or the general persona of Marshall Mathers.

  • Eminem’s daughter is named Hailie Jade.His ex-wife’s name is Kim.

  • Eminem starred in 8 Mile a few years ago, a fictional version of his own first life growing up in Detroit and getting emotionally attached in the rap scene there particularly through rap battles (freestyle rap competitions in which rappers tackle off and are judged on their ability to insult